Let's take a gander at San Francisco, shall we? (I didn't say "Let's look directly at it" for cryin' out loud! Are you trying to blind yourself?! Avert your gaze occasionally for your own safety. And sanity.) In Dolores Park, there is an annual Easter Sunday tradition (yes, that means this has happened more than once) that is known as the "Hunky Jesus" competition.
Before I get into the full description of the "Hunky Jesus" competition, I have to address the name of this freak show. See, to me, when you're doing something that is not that familiar to most people (thank God), you don't want to name it something that could sound like a whole bunch of other things. "Hunky Jesus", "Monkey Pieces", "Punky Nieces", "Funky Thesis", all extremely similar and likely to bring even more confusion into this circus tent.
Apparently there is a gay charity group called "The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence" (catchy) and they officiate the competition which pits costumed and (not surprisingly) scantily clad men against each other (not literally. We're not in the Philippines this time!) as they vie for the distinction of being declared the "most attractive Jesus".
I think that all I have to say about all of this is, "Jesus Christ."