Monday, March 24, 2008

2-for-1 Genetic Goodness Follow up

Floyd Bebee Justin Bebee You remember the Bebees, don't you? That father and son combo who had waded out of the shallow end of the gene pool just long enough to get arrested? Not ringing a bell for you? The father AND his son both had TATTOOS? On their FOREHEADS?! Ah, there it is! I knew you'd remember. Well, there's a bit more to add to that story of home spun family goodness.

Apparently, the fine folks over there at thesmokinggun.com (see the link at the right) interviewed Floyd Bebee and asked him about his "Git-R-Dun" tattoo. (And the tattoo is where? On his forehead. That is correct.) Seems that talented piece of artwork took 45 minutes, which is a lot more time than I would have thought. It also turns out that "Git-R-Dun" on your forehead costs about $125, which is also a lot more than I would have thought. (I don't know how much I thought it would have been. I assumed he just traded a few pigs and couple of chickens for it, I guess.) But wait! There's more! Literally.

Ol' Floyd there also has "Got-R-Did" tattooed on the back of his head. I have no comment as I think that speaks for itself. But that doesn't mean that the fun stops here! Oh, no! We still have to update the Justin situation.

While Justin Bebee, kindred offspring of Proud Papa Floyd, has that lovely "Psycho" tattooed on his forehead (Sadly, like father, like son.) in a shaky font (assumedly so that it will appear that he is really psycho? Um, I don't think that the special font was necessary, but whatever. It's different.), he also has a heart tattooed below his eye! How I missed that the first time, I have no idea. Yes, a heart. How special. It's very Care Bear or Strawberry Shortcake if you ask me. But the best one is the one we can't see. Justin, a boy of many, many words (at least 3), has the words "F**K" and "YOU" tattooed on his eyelids.

What, in the name of anything with a normal tattoo, would you want to have F-U tattooed on your body AT ALL, let alone your freaking eyelids?! Who is that for? His dearly beloved? So that when he's sleeping and she looks over at him, he sends a very clear message to her? What is wrong with people? All I can hope is that Floyd and Justin ran out of chickens and pigs when they were getting their tattoos and they didn't have any left to post bail with. Oh, and my curiosity about the mother of Justin/special someone of Floyd, has waned considerably after learning this. I just want it to all go away. And I want it to take it's damn chicken and pig bartering, tattooed messes of DNA the hell out of here as well.

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of worthless terrible people.

Anonymous said...

first off justin does not have fuck you on his eye lids your information is all wrong... and this is very inconsiderate of you ppl to post such thing on a family you know nothing about....

Anonymous said...

wow are your lives really that pathetic that you have nothing better to do but judge and talk sh*t about people that you don't even know!I know this family very well personally and they are not what you try to make them sound like! How dare you critize wendy..his wife/their mother you don't even know her! Before you point fingers at people and run your mouth about them you should probably look at yourself because what the hell kind of person are you to say something you don't personally know! get a life stop trying to act like ya'll are so perfect and important!! Talk all you want but it won't make you any better...yea they all have records that doesn't make them bad people!! Do your research better before you write your stupid thoughts!! There are plenty of people that know them so much better and will tell you you are assholes that have no insight as to what you are talking about!!

Anonymous said...

wow are your lives really that pathetic that you have nothing better to do but judge and talk sh*t about people that you don't even know!I know this family very well personally and they are not what you try to make them sound like! How dare you critize wendy..his wife/their mother you don't even know her! Before you point fingers at people and run your mouth about them you should probably look at yourself because what the hell kind of person are you to say something you don't personally know! get a life stop trying to act like ya'll are so perfect and important!! Talk all you want but it won't make you any better...yea they all have records that doesn't make them bad people!! Do your research better before you write your stupid thoughts!! There are plenty of people that know them so much better and will tell you you are assholes that have no insight as to what you are talking about!!

Anonymous said...

HAHA your all a bunch of inbred homos!! hahaha yeaaah west virginia yall! bang your cousin and post it on porn hub!

potteraustin97 said...

i as well know this family...maybe not as good as some others but yes i have shared some great memories with them...and you best hope they aint got no money to post bail cause if they do and they find out about this shit yalls ass's are done! they will beat the living shit outta you..YOU DON'T FUCK WITH POLK COUNTY!! 863!!!ALL DAY EVERY DAY!...
AND MY NAME IS AUSTIN POTTER! email me..add me as a friend on facebook.. potteraustin97@yahoo.com

austin potter said...

i as well know this family...maybe not as good as some others but yes i have shared some great memories with them...and you best hope they aint got no money to post bail cause if they do and they find out about this shit yalls ass's are done! they will beat the living shit outta you..YOU DON'T FUCK WITH POLK COUNTY!! 863!!!ALL DAY EVERY DAY!...
AND MY NAME IS AUSTIN POTTER! email me..add me as a friend on facebook.. potteraustin97@yahoo.com

Austin Potter said...

i as well know this family...maybe not as good as some others but yes i have shared some great memories with them...and you best hope they aint got no money to post bail cause if they do and they find out about this shit yalls ass's are done! they will beat the living shit outta you..YOU DON'T FUCK WITH POLK COUNTY!! 863!!!ALL DAY EVERY DAY!...
AND MY NAME IS AUSTIN POTTER! email me..add me as a friend on facebook.. potteraustin97@yahoo.com