All Inclusive - This is what it sounds like. Straight sex and oral sex.
Bareback - No condom. (Doesn't sound like the "back" is involved much.)
CBJ - Covered blow job, ie, oral sex with a condom. (Please do not confuse this with PBJ, as you will be very, very surprised and a little disappointed.)
Cowgirl - sex w/girl on top. (Maybe that's why all the fuss with the Quickie Burger thing.)
DFK - Deep French Kissing. (Not to be confused with BFD, which is, again, very different.)
Donation - Payment to a prostitute. (Not what you thought it was going to be, eh?)
FBSM - Full Body Sensual Massage - Not usually full service. Expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services may be available. (May be available? Right. Like they have some workers who can only give topless massages and have no idea how to have sex. Sure. Thanks for pointing that out.)
FS - Full Service or Sexual Intercourse. (Oddly, there is no "SI" acronym.)
GFE - Girlfriend experience. (Sadly, there is no explanation of what this consists of. And I, for one, am curious. )
Get Comfortable - Get naked. For security reasons a prostitute may ask a client to "get comfortable" or "make yourself comfortable" before a session. (See, it's a good thing they threw in the part about "a prostitute" because I was kind of freaking out there for a minute, as that gets said to me every time I have to wait at the dentist's office. But I don't know that taking off clothes that are going to come off anyway is really much of a "security" measure to begin with.)
Greek - Anal sex. (Well, I guess I couldn't expect it to be rolling around in feta cheese and grape leaves, now, could I? Look, I'm just glad it's not. But regardless, I wasn't expecting that. And some probably aren't, which is why they have a name for it.)
Half n Half - Oral sex and straight intercourse. (There is also the half n' half massage, customer gives and receives. See, that is one of the many, many reasons I am not a hooker, because I, for one, am not paying someone else to give them a massage!)
HJ - Hand job/Hand Release. Stimulation of the penis using hand and fingers, masturbation, JO, jack-off, etc. It also means an unreliable customer. (Huh. Diverse.)
Hobbyist - A man who patronizes in-call/out-call prostitutes. (At least it doesn't involve model trains.)
In-call - When the customer goes to the prostitute.
Madam - Proprietress of an agency. (Also known as a female pimp. I guess they just use "proprietress" when they file a tax return.)
Out-call - The prostitute goes to the customers location.
PSE - Porn Star Experience. (Huh. When would this be needed? On their resume when applying for the position? Er, job. When applying for the job!)
Session - paid time spent with an escort. (Why isn't this just under FS? Complicated lingo world, this hookering stuff is. )
TER - The Erotic Review. A prostitute rating service that allow hobbyists (see above). You should know this by now!) to compare notes on services provided by prostitutes. There are others, aside from this one, that exist throughout the country. (Coming soon to a town near you!) (Yeah, pun probably intended.)Sphere: Related Content