- Hank Hill - "The King of the Hill" patriarch
- Speed Apex - (He opened 11,385 Charles Schwab accounts under this name. Hmmm...I wonder what finally tipped them off?)
- Johnny Blaze - aka "Ghost Rider"
- Rusty Shackelford - aka "Dale Gribble", exterminator on "King of the Hill".
Now, to get the pilfered pennies, Largent had the money routed to eight different bank accounts. He cashed out $8225.29 in micro-deposits from Google alone! (By the way, when Bancorp asked him about the thousands of little, itty, bitty deposits, he just said that in Google's terms of service, it didn't say anything about prohibiting multiple e-mail addresses and accounts. And I don't doubt that. But I'm kind of thinking Google would be assuming that you weren't going to be committing fraud with those multiple accounts. And by "multiple" I'm going to have to guess and say that they probably thought "maybe three", not "maybe three thousand". But that's just a guess.)