Wait. Where's all the excellence? Where's all the journalism, for that matter? Frozen shrimp? In his pants?! That's what UPI is reporting on? It's 2008! They can't do any better than a man with icy seafood concealed upon his nether regions?! ::::sigh:::: We're doomed. Doomed, I tell you.
Of course, this took place in Florida. (Like you couldn't have guessed that one.) A one Joseph Young, 32 and way too old to be pulling (or stuffing) things like this, "...was spotted with bulging pants Sunday by a detective who happened to be shopping in the Sweebay supermarket." That according to the authority on journalistic excellence, UPI.
Nice choice, dude. I don't know if he's necessarily 'faster' than all of the other superheroes that you included in your name, but you could definitely have a slightly heightened sensitivity to your own feelings that's greater than that of all of the others combined. Sure! So good luck with that, Cappy.Sphere: Related Content