- Jargonaut - A fan of jargon
- Frenemy - An enemy disguised as a friend
- Huggles - A hybrid of hugs and snuggles.
What the heck are those?! Those are horrible! And the worst ever is quite possibly that 'huggles' abomination there! It's too close to "Huggies". I don't care who you are, if you said 'huggles' to me, you'd find yourself on the wrong end of a 'slunch' and getting 'slunched' - a hybrid of slugged and punched.
And 'frenemy'? Wasn't that one of the characters on Fraggle Rock? But really now, who has actual 'enemies'? Are we all living in a James Bond movie these days? Sure, there are people that you just don't like, but they're not necessarily an 'enemy'. They could just be a bitch!
'Jargonaut'. That's just stretching it right there. Actually, 'jargon', while initially catchy, starts to grate on your nerves after a while. Thus, no one is really going ot like a 'jargonaut' in the long run. So you might as well just knock it off before you end up friendless and alone. Besides ruining what's left of your social life, it's just a dumb word to begin with. There are a lot of things to be 'a fan of', but you don't see people always adding the 'naut' to the end. You're not hearing 'pienaut' very much. Mmm...pie.
I do love good list, though. That seems to be clear. =)