Mocking Words: Teacher-Student Sex Story, Number...Oh, I Lost Count

Delving back into the world where hot female teachers have sex with their young male students (that world is otherwise known as "Florida"), Stephanie Ragusa is back in the "news". (I use the term "news" very loosely, as the term itself has been regulated to mean "anything in print or on the Internet".) For those of you who prefer to think that female high school teachers do NOT have sex with their young male students on a regular basis, allow me to bring you up to speed. (The training camp for such behavior appears to be the entire state of Florida, but especially Hillsborough County which has seen more than it's share of arrests in the teacher-having-sex-with-their-underage-students genre. The photo below shows four of these individuals, all arrested for the same thing within weeks of each other.)

Ragusa (no relation to Carmine) was arrested on March 13 and charged with having sex at least three times (probably more) with a 14-year old male student. She was then released on bail and, you guessed it, arrested again and charged with, you guessed it, having sex with another male student, this one a much more mature 15-years old. And since the third time's a charm, Ragusa was arrested again, two weeks after her second arrest because she went over the the 15-year old's house and, you guessed, had sex with him. Yeah, that third arrest led the judge to think that her bail should probably be revoked. So it was. And so she has sat in the jail in Florida since then. You're now caught up. Welcome.

All in all, this woman (who really gave her students a reason to show up for class day in and day out I would imagine) ended up with five counts of lewd and lascivious battery (I'm not sure what the "battery" would involve. Unless it's to power some sort of motorized, um, toy. But I can't see that being against the law, really. So it must be something else.), four counts of lewd and lascivious molestation (by the way, the term "lascivious" is defined as "intense or unbridled sexual desire". Yep, that sums it up pretty well.), four counts of unlawful sex with a minor (this is apparently different than the molesting and the battery-ing) and two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. (TWO counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor?! TWO?!?! So, of the FOUR counts of "lewd and lascivious behavior", only TWO of them contributed to the delinquency of a minor? And what? The other TWO contributed to the rites of passage into manhood? Why only TWO?)

For some reason, those over at the Hillsborough County State Attorney's Office released a bunch of pictures of Stephanie Ragusa's tattoos. The folks over there at TampaBays10.com called the photos "revealing", as in "they released a bunch of revealing photos". Um, they're tattoos. It is where they're located that makes them "revealing"? It is what the tattoos depict that make them "revealing"? Or is it the fact that they showed (aka, revealed) the photos that make them revealing? Uh, yeah, that one. Morons.

The boys were apparently able to identify the tattoos that she sports. I guess that since you can't readily see the tattoos unless certain articles of clothing were removed ("certain articles" meaning "all" or "most"), the fact that the boys knew what the tattoos were seems to indicate they were able to be in a position (or positions, as it would seem) to view the tattoos.

The pictures of the tattoos show that one is a (get ready for this) a ladybug, yes. a ladybug on the left side of her stomach! On the right side of her stomach she has (again, prepare yourself) a flower, yes, a flower! Woo-boy! What else? What else could there be?! Oh, come on! You KNOW, you just KNOW she has a tramp stamp. You just don't know what it is. Yet. It's a lizard. See? Now you know.

And, look, I know that teachers don't make a whole hell of a lot of money. But if you're going to get a tattoo, at least shell out a little bit of cheese so that they look halfway decent. Those look like hell. It really doesn't help your lewd and lascivious image when you have crappy tattoos.

I still don't know why they felt the need to whip these photos out. I mean, the tramp is in the news again for another reason (one not too far from why she was in the news in the first place), but it doesn't really relate to the tattoos.

Apparently, being in jail for so long has really put a damper on Ragusa's burning desires to have some kind of contact with young males. Quite the dilemma she has there. I wonder what she noodled through to do about it. "What to do? What to do? I know! I'll write a letter to Nick Bollea! He's a male! He's young! He's in jail! It's PERFECT!" You will? It is? Wait. What?

Nick Bollea is Nick Hogan, son of Hulk. (but not THE Hulk. The Hulk is the big green guy. Hulk Hogan is the 'roided up, old, WWF guy.) Nick is sitting in the Pinellas County jail for 8 months as he serves a sentence for his role in a reckless driving charge, to which he pled no contest. Oh, and of course, Nick is 17. He will be 18 on July 27. Is anyone surprised he's not a legal adult and she is writing to him? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Of course we're not surprised! We might be a little surprised that she actually went through with it and mailed the letter after coming up with this ingenious plan, but we're not surprised in the slightest that it popped into her horny head. From the sleazy folks over there at TMZ, here is the text of her letter to Nick. (Sorry about the 'sleazy' tag there, TMZ, but come on. You know it's true. But I love you anyway, so who cares?)

Nick,
We don't know each other, but we are both in similar situations with the media and a high degree of public scrutiny. If you are anything like me, I'm sure you receive tons of "fan mail" each day from total strangers who say pretty much anything you can think of. I just want you to know that you are not alone.
And for what it is worth, I can sympathize with the dynamics of your case, esp. in light of the public. It's not us, Nick, but something "off" with society, that our situations garner more attention and print than the President, the election, or even an earthquake killing thousands.
Nothing prepares you for nor prevents it; sensationalism. I have only been here 1 month in administrative confinement, due entirely to my case's "high profile status." I've honestly, not been following your case, except in hearing that our names are mentioned frequently on the news.
Keep your head up and never lose sight of the light at the end of the tunnel. You have more people support and pulling for you than you will ever know. I believe the character of an individual is measured over the long haul. And I have no doubt that you will rise above your current surroundings having experienced a personal inner growth known only to yourself in those many hours of isolation.
You remain in my prayers,
Stephanie Ragusa

Well, she started off OK and then she sort of lost her chain of thought a bit. She also should have probably paid a bit more attention to whatever "news" she keeps hearing where both of their names are bandied about, as he has been moved from his segregated cell into another one which he shares with three other juveniles. This occurred on June 5, 2008.

There's something just not quite right about this woman. I think maybe she had her head banged a bit too hard on the ol' headboard one too many times. Regardless, jail seems like an appropriate place for her at the moment. No headboards in there.