Fitting name, no? Mr. Unstable was an employee at the Burger King on Orange Street (just in case you're traveling at the moment) in Xenia, Ohio. Yes, I too, am shocked he even had a job. For some unknown and unfathomable reason (other than his name), Mr. Unstable decided it would be a good idea to take a bubble bath in the sink at the Burger King. For another unknown and more unfathomable reason, he also thought it would be a good idea to video himself doing this. And, completing the unknown and unfathomable trifecta, we have several other employees and a store manager who thought it would be a good idea to stand around and watch. I think I speak for everyone (who has never, and is not currently, bathing in a fast food restaurant's utility sink) when I say WTF?!
We have also taken appropriate corrective action on the employees that were involved in this video. Additionally, the remaining staff at this restaurant is being retrained in health and sanitation procedures."
As a feeble attempt at making the scene of Mr. Unstable in the sink/tub seem more inviting, the camera girl says, "You can't see his penis or nothin'. " Well! That IS good news! Because if you could see his penis, well, that would make it wrong. Too bad the only response that the manager had was, "Well, I hope not." Not exactly the response I would have hoped for (that response would have been "WTF?!" But alas, it was not.
As he continues his unconventional bathing ritual, he pours water over himself from the "Sanitizing Solution" bucket (again, still not reassuring at all) and squirts himself with the sprayer. He seems quite happy, sitting there in his sudsy tub, with his empty head sporting a mangled mohawk. This is someone who really should have had some clearer goals as a child.
Congratulations, Burger King Bather Bonehead. You now have your claim to fame and can beam with pride for the rest of your unguided existence. And here's one more thing just to boost your ego just a little bit more. That sink in which you soaked your grundle along with the rest of yourself? It's suggested use was explained as, "The sink is used to clean large pieces of equipment." Enjoy it while you can dude.