This one confused me at first. I wasn't sure why the horny stick figure was hiding behind a radiator. But it turns out this condom is supposed to represent water, thus, the Olympic Swimming Condom.
Olympic Breast Nipples Condoms. Oh, whoops. Sorry. I meant, Olympic Gymnastics Condoms. (Once I saw the lines coming out of them, I realized they were supposed to be the rings, NOT the nipples. Easy mistake.)
And finally, Olympic Cycling Condom. (It also looks like Olympic stick figure getting ready for all of the Olympic Village Humping.)
The Elasun condoms are made in China (probably out of that same melamine stuff that ended up in our pet food). And in the age old tradition of having Chinese to English translations being less than grammatically correct but more than amusing, Elasun does not disappoint us with their slogan:
Sports make you health!
Well, OK then. Good luck, athletes. Enjoy all your wild, uninhibited, no strings attached sex with other good looking, hard-bodied and horny Olympic athletes in your Coital Kingdom for the next couple of weeks. And please, all of you horny guy athletes over there, please do everyone (especially yourself) a favor a wear a condom. If all of the stories about all of the Olympic Village sex are true, you're really going to want to wear one because by the end of the games, even you won't know where yours has been!Sphere: Related Content