Wednesday, August 13, 2008

From The Actual Headline Department

MyFox Gulf Coast - Fox 10 is right on top of the news today, let me tell you. If it weren't for them, I don't know if we (and by "we" I mean "the people that are smarter than those writing the headlines") would be able to figure out what the implications of the news story actually were. Thank God they have the headline writer to help us sort it all out before we even get started. Ready? Here we go:

Teacher lay-offs affecting schools

Wait a minute. You mean, when you lay off teachers the freaking schools are affected?! WHAT?! No one mentioned THAT when they told us about laying off the teachers! Hold on! We were duped! The schools are affected?! I am shocked, just shocked, to learn that would be the result of laying off the teachers. Who knew?

Back to you. Morons.

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