Don't get me wrong, I think Shawn Johnson is just as talented as she is adorable and she was totally gypped at the Olympics by those underage, cheating
Next, it's a commercial for taco shells and, according to the wall in the background, they are having this fiesta at Chow's Gymnastics & Dance Institute. The wall also says that it's a National Team Training Center. That's fine, but do all National Team Training Centers have a bunch of balloons in the background and in columns next to the apparati? There are an inordinate number of balloons in that training center. Most training centers that I am familiar with have no balloons. Is is the National Twisty Balloon Animal Team Training Center? It's definitely an Olympic sport I've never heard of (but I didn't know they had horse dancing in the Olympics, either, so nothing's too far fetched, really).
What made me just cringe out of empathy and sadness was the line (and you know you heard it), "It makes my taco pop." Oh, dear. That will not increase Ortega Taco Shells sales at all. It will increase the degree of horn-dogged-ness of many, many males of varying age groups across the land (and probably a lot more females than you'd think as well). Seriously, how many people over there at Ortega Advertising or whatever it is heard that line and said nothing? Thought nothing of it? No one? Really? How do you people manage to sell anything at all?! She's not going to know anything other than the pure innocence of taco shells, she's from Iowa for cryin' out loud! It's not her fault!
Please, Ortega, scrap this horrible commercial and start anew. Nueve. Whatever, just get rid of it. Adios. Andele. And as long as I'm making requests, whoever is in charge of photographing the Hamm brothers? Yeah, um, do you think that when they're photographed together you could try to do it so they don't look just quite so gay? I mean, come on, they're brothers, for cryin' out loud! But most of the pictures that I see of them together don't scream "We're brothers!" No, they scream, "We're lovers!" Look. Judge for yourself. (But again, I'm right.)
Oh, yeah, that's not gay.
Typical non-gay, shirtless, brotherly pose here.
And those grape leaf crowns make them seem not even a little bit gay.
Sure. Not gay lookin' at all.Sphere: Related Content