Thursday, January 17, 2008

Father of the Year Candidate #1

Only January and already a nominee for Father of the Year. Resident of Wisconsin loser Matthew Kowald was cited for disorderly conduct after he forced his 7-year old son to wear a Packers jersey. Apparently the boy had refused to wear the jersey after the Packers beat the Seahawks. So the man did was any loser would do by restraining the boy for an hour before taping the jersey on him.

The man was cited when his wife contacted authorities (she has since filed a restraining order against said loser, Kowald.). The police thought that the incident sounded strange at first (ya think?!), but the mother had apparently taken pictures with her cell phone and, according to the lieutennant, "that type of evidence is difficult to dispute." Again....ya think?!

Although I'm sure the pictures were a good idea, I'm having an issue with it. An HOUR this guy was restraining his son during Jersey-Gate. Was the mother there the entire time? Or did she just walk in, find her song duct taped to a jersey and then start snapping photos before un-ducting the boy? Hard to tell at this point, but she might be up for Mother of the Year.

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