Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Larry Craig Is Back

Good Lord, can't Larry Craig just let it go? We all know he's got a thing for men going on. Just move on, Larry. It's over. It's done. We've all moved on. We think you should do. For God's sake, man, don't keep giving us more ammo.

His latest reason for overturning his guilty plea? Foot tapping and hand swiping (ew!) are protected under free speech. Yes, I am aware that nothing was actually being "speech-ed" with those two actions. I'm just relaying info here.

Craig's appeal says that the disorderly conduct law in Minnesota "requires that the conduct at issue have a tendency to alarm or anger 'others."' It says that the only person affected was the undercover officer. You know, the one Craig hit on. The appeal goes on to state that the "bathroom encounter" is not that of a criminal nature because it did not involve multiple "victims"

I'll disagree with that statement. I was affected just at the thought of anyone, male, female, whatever having sex in an airport bathroom! Gross! Could there be a more germ infested vestibule for something like that? Especially if that's what people have been doing in there? I repeat: Gross! So that right there is more than one. Good luck, Larry. Next time you get caught soliciting gay sex in the men's restroom of the Detroit airport and would like to deny it, just don't plead guilty and save us all of this.

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