Friday, March 13, 2009

Photo-licious Celebrity Amusement

Yesterday was a fabulous day for amusing celebrity photos. Mind you, I'm not necessarily mocking the individual(s) themselves that are in each photo. They're being followed by photographers and paparazzi all the time. They're going to have some unfortunate pics floating around out there. (You know, if you think you'd really like to be famous, I think you're wrong. I think it would suck to have to deal with that all the live long day, every day. Being famous is one thing. Having absolutely no privacy nor any time to yourself without being constantly watched is another thing.) But really, I'm not so much looking for the unfortunate as I am for the amusing. Let's see what we have here.....

Here's Daryl Hannah and Ricki Lake at some function a few days ago. Wow. Daryl Hannah. Um. I don't rightly know what to say about that. Must be the angle. Or something. I hope. Wow.

It would appear as though Samantha Ronson's perma-scowl has rubbed off on her current girlfriend, the currently being gay Lindsay Lohan.

This is Phoebe Price, apparently doing her impersonation of OctoMom, Nadya Suleman.

Tori Spelling walking to her car in Beverly Hills. No, I don't know where to find the rest of her. She looks like she weighs 80 pounds and survives solely by eating dust and Chiclets. Tori, sweetie, have a sandwich.

Nicole Richie taking on a retro, strung-out, I Dream Of Jeannie-hippie sort of look. Nicole Richie seems to have gotten her act together since having her child. (Thank YOU.) She even named the kid something normal (Harlow). Way to go, Nicole. (Psst! You might want to consider splitting a sandwich with Tori. Just a thought!)

Apparently when he isn't beating on women, Chris Brown likes to spend time at Diddy's compound and use the Jet Ski to relax after a long day of court hearings and public apologies (issued by a publicist) saying that he's "sorry and saddened". No, dude, you're just sorry. You're a sorry excuse for an individual.

Here's Jason Segel walking with his date, who appears to be a very drunk Blair from 'The Facts of Life'.

My friend told me that Cameron Diaz always looks like she has a secret. She totally does.

Here's Will Ferrell, seemingly trying to "hold it" until the end of the second quarter at a Lakers game.

Guess who these women are? On the right, Diane Lane. On the left? Marisa Tomei. I swear.

The cast of Slumdog Millionaire after the Oscars. Jai ho, my little overworked and underpaid actors who ended up back in the slums of India when filming was over. Jai ho indeed.

Here's Miley Cyrus. Miley's 16. She's with her boyfriend, the pretty, pretty Justin Gaston. He's 20. Here they are jogging. And shopping.

Here they are biking and dancing.

What's with the wide variety of constant activities? Are they endorsing some sort of feminine hygiene product? All we need now are horseback riding and swimming!

I halfway expect Cathy Rigby to jump out from behind some shrubbery and yell, "Don't you love being able to do all of these activities while having your period?!?!" Then she'd do a couple of flips around some uneven bars and disappear into the night.

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1 comment:

grannyann said...

Daryl Hannah was on (I think) the View the other day and I didn't even recognize her, she had gained so much weight. She had been out protesting for some Green thing. As for some of those others, if they have people following them they are lucky, looking the way they do!!!