Holy cats. I think I know why Lindsay Lohan is such a train wreck. Have you ever seen her mother give an interview? Yeah, that kind of explains a lot. An AWFUL lot. Wow, what a disaster she was on Dr. Phil. Now, don't get me wrong, I think that Dr. Phil is an abhorrent human being who takes advantage of those who are, um, not quite right at the moment. But don't let that take away from the obvious fact that Dina Lohan was some kinda wasted on his show the other day. I don't know if she was drunk or pilled up or what her deal was, but she wasn't in her right mind at all. And this is the woman who, along with her nutso and equally dysfunctional ex-husband, attempted to raise Lindsay Lohan. And you see how that turned out. She's a disaster. And here's Mama Disaster showing us just what she's made of.
Naturally, she has come out and said that she was just nervous and of course that she wasn't drunk. Right. Because when regular people are not highly intoxicated due to some sort of substance, they always make no sense what so ever and break into tears over absolutely nothing, all the while mocking the chrome-domed host of the daytime talk show. All the time. Yeah. Right.Sphere: Related Content