In case you haven't heard, Kate Middleton was photographed sunbathing topless somewhere in France. Shocking, I know. It's like she's a popular princess who is crazy attractive that a lot of people would want to see topless or something like that. Go figure. That being said however, I can't imagine that Kate Middleton without a shirt on would be all that much to look at. She appears to weigh 85 pounds if she was soaking wet. It's not like she has an ample bosom or anything like that. She might not appear to have much more than a couple of mosquito bites on her chest. Never the less, someone took pictures of her topless and all of England is all abuzz about it. And me, never being one to want to pass up topless pictures of attractive females, decided to Google "Kate Middleton topless" just to see what all of the fuss was about. I was NOT disappointed.