Start Your 2009 Off By Getting Arrested

Whether you enjoy an amusing freak show from time to time or if you just enjoy seeing what kind of people like to get a jump on their 2009 arrest record by getting themselves arrested during the 1st week of January, look no further as this post is for you! Gather 'round kids! Thanks to the smoking folks over there at The Smoking Gun have some of the first mugshots of 2009 and if they're any indication, it's going to be one heck of an amusing year for those of us not getting arrested. And with that, let's begin:

Wherever you are, it's important that you try to always look your best. You never know who you might run into or who might want to take your picture after you've been arrested. So if you have left the house without a bit of primping, the least you can do it try to spiff yourself up a bit for the ol' mugshot like the woman below is doing. Apparently. (Don't worry ma'am, we'll try to get your good side.)

I'm not sure where this lass must have been going to or coming from when she ran afoul of the law, but judging from that top there, umm.....an Emily Dickinson poetry reading group, perhaps?

Look, Ma! No cavities!! Maybe I won't get me those grillz after all!

That's quite the do you're sporting there, sir. Looks like you didn't need those drops tattooed on your face after all, as it seems the real blood there would have got you the look you were seemingly going for.

This woman (yes, woman!) is sporting a full 'stache and a Miami Vice T-shirt. I think she's Dom DeLuise's sister. Or it could be Dom himself. Hard to tell.

Awww...poor guy. He's all tuckered out from an evening of law breaking.

This woman has clearly mastered the make-up part of her superhero outfit. Too bad that's the only part she's mastered.
Welcome, 2009!! It's gonna be a GREAT year!

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