Wherever you are, it's important that you try to always look your best. You never know who you might run into or who might want to take your picture after you've been arrested. So if you have left the house without a bit of primping, the least you can do it try to spiff yourself up a bit for the ol' mugshot like the woman below is doing. Apparently. (Don't worry ma'am, we'll try to get your good side.)
I'm not sure where this lass must have been going to or coming from when she ran afoul of the law, but judging from that top there, umm.....an Emily Dickinson poetry reading group, perhaps?
Look, Ma! No cavities!! Maybe I won't get me those grillz after all!
That's quite the do you're sporting there, sir. Looks like you didn't need those drops tattooed on your face after all, as it seems the real blood there would have got you the look you were seemingly going for.
This woman (yes, woman!) is sporting a full 'stache and a Miami Vice T-shirt. I think she's Dom DeLuise's sister. Or it could be Dom himself. Hard to tell.
Awww...poor guy. He's all tuckered out from an evening of law breaking.
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This woman has clearly mastered the make-up part of her superhero outfit. Too bad that's the only part she's mastered.
Welcome, 2009!! It's gonna be a GREAT year!