Our first mugshot is a trio of folks who don't have anything to do with each other, although they do share the same remarkable taste in clothing. Behold! Those who your mother warned you about!
There's always one of these guys. You know the ones. The facially tattooed criminal. Behold!
Can the folks who are want to tattoo their face not think of anything other than ridiculousness to write on their face forever? OH, right. They're writing on their face forever. That, in and of itself is ridiculousness. Never mind. Carry on.
Aw, how cute. Papa Bear fell asleep.
I can't decide if he's trying to whistle or if he's just trying to get the attention of the chick in the photo above this one.Well, he's a happy little clam down there, isn't he? What's with the lipstick kiss tattoo there, guy? Don't know why you're smiling so much. It's not real. You weren't really kissed there.