Sunday, October 11, 2009

The Rolling Eyes Have It

Here's a few words I never thought I'd say: Thank goodness for Nancy Pelosi.

No, I haven't completely lost my mind. But I do feel like I've lost a little bit of sleep lately and I'm tired. Fortunately, I can always turn to Nancy Pelosi for something fairly amusing which won't require a whole lot of effort from myself so that I can go to sleep. Granted, my rest, relaxation and nighttime slumber are far from the reasons that she's in that position, but sometimes, like when you're tired, you'll take what you can get.

It would seem that the other day there was a little powwow at the White House amongst the senators. I'm not sure if it was just the Democrats or what the deal was, all I know is that they emerged from their lair and began speaking to the press. There they were Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader, and Nancy Pelosi, from the TLC series When Plastic Surgery Goes Awry the Speaker of the House, standing next to each other, together as a united front, together as one with the goal of doing...something. Anything. For God's sake, do anything! Well, one of them did something. And the other one apparently didn't like it very much.

According to the folks over there at, "...Reid put his arm around Pelosi to announce that “everyone” would support “whatever” Afghanistan policy the president produces." Not so fast there, Harry Reid. As evidenced by the video below, "...the TV cameras captured the California Democrat rolling her eyes and slightly recoiling from Reid’s grasp as he spoke." It was, in a word, hilarious. Behold!

It would seem that "Back at the Capitol, Pelosi made it clear to staff that she was angry about Reid's unilateral offer of unequivocal support." But later on, when seemingly asked to demonstrate just how much of a politician she actually is, Nancy Pelosi told Politico "...that she was “not upset,” adding: “I don’t know where you would have heard such a thing.” Oh, for cryin' out loud!

Did she not see herself?! Was she not THERE when she was so obviously NOT happy about Mr. Reid's little gesture there? Of course she was! It was akin to Angela Merkel when George W. Bush playfully (I think) and impromptu-ly massaged her shoulders when they were at some world leader meeting. Now that was funny. Behold!

Man, we're going to be getting good stuff out of ol' W for years to come, aren't we? But back to Pelosi. I'm surprised that she could get her face to show that much emotion. Perhaps someone loosened the assumed large knot of skin on the back of her head from having had her face pulled so damn tight that every time she blinks, her jaw drops open. And aren't they supposed to be on the same side? I'm sure if you asked Nancy Pelosi that, she'd tell you that they were. But if you just watched her reactions, I'm sure you'd gather that they're not really.

If there's one thing I despise, it is a lying politician. The only thing I despise more is a lying politician who is obviously lying and blatantly lies to you and says that they're not lying. They're the worst. I firmly believe that Nancy Pelosi is in that category. She is allegedly devoid of a human soul and also allegedly warms her body temperature by sunning herself on a rock like other snakes do. Snakes also tend to recoil when they don't like something and that is exactly what Nancy Pelosi does when Harry Reid actually touches her. She recoils...just like a snake.

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