So did you see the Miss America pageant the other night? Of course you didn't! Because who is that for? Who watches that anymore? Who ever watched that in the first place? I've never understood the concept or how all of the components fit together. It's essentially a beauty contest, but yet they ask the contestants questions, make them showcase some sort of talent and then put them in a bikini and high heels (which is a talent in and of itself) and then vote using some sort of discretionary system that seems to be completely subjective! What are the standards for voting? What system are they using? Oh, that's right. Their own opinions. Whatever. But the questions can get entertaining. Rather, the answer can get entertaining. Come on. These are people who voluntarily participate in this lunacy. You tell me how deep and profound their answers to allegedly important questions are actually going to be. Not very. Especially in the case of Miss California. She thinks euthanasia is a vaccine. I can't make this stuff up. Behold!