Saturday, July 7, 2012

Marriage: Impossible

Have you heard that Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise?  Yep, it's true.  See, it's news like this that causes me to lose all faith in sham marriages.  I mean, they always seemed so happy whenever they were out in public.  Alone.  ALL the time! I'm sure that L. Ron Hubbard is rolling in his outer space grave as I type this.  Was it because she saw Rock of Ages?  Or because she found out that he had been in A Few Good Men?

The important thing to remember here is that there is a little person involved and Tom has feelings too.   And it has to be stressful on Tom.  Maybe John Travolta can recommend a good masseur.  Who am I kidding?  Travolta would massage Tom himself if given the chance.  And hey, does this mean that Suri has to go back to the props department??

Look, we all know that marriage is a Risky Business.  Maybe if they got together over a Cocktail and talked about stuff that they could work things out.  But probably not.  I have the feeling that Katie went into this marriage with her Eyes Wide Shut. She had to have known that there would be some Days of Thunder ahead of them, but she did it anyway even though it might have seemed like it would be Mission: Impossible. Maybe it was the Color of Money that caused them to split up. Tom Cruise might be a Legend who has All The Right Moves, but in the end, Katie just wants him to be Far and Away. 

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