Sylvester Stallone's son, Sage Moonblood (yes, Moonblood), was found dead the other day. He was only 36, so one would have to think that there was something afoot other than natural causes. But really, in the grand scheme of things, who cares? Well, it would seem like the lawyer for the young Mr. Stallone cares quite a bit because he's going out of his way to give reasons for the death that I find to be rather amusing.
Well, for starters, I know that the lawyer saying that a "health emergency" could have caused his death is one of the more amusing attempts at spin that I've heard in quite some time. That's according to the Daily News. A health emergency! Yes, I'd say that anything that your body is going through that causes your subsequent demise is indeed a "health emergency"! That's just a silly thing to say.
Look, it seems likely at this point that the guy died from an overdose of prescription medication. OK, fine. Accidents happen. But for some reason, people just do not like to admit when a celebrity has made a mistake that kills them. And I don't get that. Dead is dead and at that point, how they came to be dead is probably the least of the worries that one should have. Then again, I'm not a celebrity (thank God), so what do I know?