Oh, my God. A travesty has been committed. Scout Willis, the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, has been arrested! Arrested! And are you ready for the heinous offense that she committed? I hope you're sitting down. The 20-year old was arrested for (brace yourselves!) drinking an 8-ounce Pakistani beer. Holy cow, are we a soft country or what?
First of all, what in the hell is an 8-ounce Pakistani beer? Why isn't it twelve ounces? Is it some sort of Pakistani law? I realize that's a minor point here, but I found it odd that all the articles that I read about this travesty, they all mentioned the Pakistani beer. Maybe that's because the type of beer that she was drinking is more interesting than this entire story.
Did the cops not have anything better to do that day than to actually arrest her for underage drinking? Her birthday is July 20, 1991 for cryin' out loud! So, she's a month and a half away from turning 21 and they arrest her for that?! I can't be the only one who thinks that having the legal drinking age be 21 is a bit antiquated? I hate to sound cliche or anything like that, but if you're allowed to join the armed forces when you're 18, you should be able to drink. If anyone wants to raise the age of something, what say we up the voting age? 18 and voting on stuff? That's a horrible idea! All you care about when you're eighteen is rockin' the vote. No! Don't rock the vote! You don't know what you're doing! Nor do you care! But I digress.
I cannot possibly understand why Scout or anyone else a month and a half away from their 21st birthday would be arrested for consuming 8 ounces of beer from a foreign land. It's not like she was driving (which would be a completely different issue in and of itself) or endangering anyone. She was having A beer. Why couldn't they have just cited her and sent her on her way? Did they feel that they needed to make an example out of her because she has famous parents? No one cares. Bruce Willis and Demi Moore aren't exactly headliners these days. They're not totally B-List or anything, but I don't think that they're still riding the A Train or anything. This is just silly. We're losing focus people! Keep your eye on the ball!