Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Presidential Tailoring

Ever wonder what it would sound like if the 36th President of the United States was ordering some pants over the phone and instructed the tailor to leave about an extra inch in the crotch area so that the seam didn't ride up on his crack, and to leave about an extra inch in the rear going right up by his (and I'm quoting here) "bunghole"? Well, if this is the sort of Presidential history that you've been clamoring for, then you are in luck today! What we have here is audio from just that very sort of phone call that former President Lyndon B. Johnson made from the White House when he was in need of some new garments. I find it to be hilarious. What a guy.

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