Holy canoli. Did you hear Meat Loaf sing at a Mitt Romney rally the other day? Hoo boy! It is something that is really not to be missed. If you want to get past all of the boring stuff, just click ahead to about the 1:35 mark. It's absolutely remarkable (and not in a good way). At one point, he actually appears to get stuck in the song. Remember back when Whitney Houston was trying to convince everyone that she wasn't still on crack? And she tried to sing "I Will Always Love You" and it sounded like a combination of a cat in a blender and someone throwing up? Yeah, there's a little bit of that in this rendition by Mr. Loaf. It's spectacular. Aren't there any popular (and current) song artists that would stump for a Republican candidate or incumbent? Anyone big right now? I don't think that there is. That's why the Republicans always have to resort to someone who, while they were a great singer at one point, are really past their prime at this point. Hey, it happens. It's unfortunate though. Because what ends up happening are songs like this. Hit it!