I've got nothing. The news is either depressing or frustrating. And the videos that I've seen lately are boring. (Seriously, I don't need to watch another outtake on the Oppan Gangham Style video. They're going to kill that thing faster than they killed Call Me Maybe over the summer.) Seriously, I've got nothin'. So here's a picture of Mitt Romney that is simply begging to be captioned in many different and humorous ways. Have at it!