Humping. Grandchildren. That's real nice, Facebook. All the changed Privacy settings in the world aren't going to do anything to prevent that from showing up. Nice.
This one is only amusing in light of recent events. The seemingly constantly fornicating adulterer Tiger Woods has had several high profile endorsements recently, one of which being Tag Heuer watches. All I'm saying is that it's just an unfortunate tag-line or slogan or whatever that's called. Behold!
And finally, remember the Sex and the City movie? SATC for those of you who are into that sort of thing? Yeah, it was a huge hit. So huge that they're doing it again. SATC2. Catchy, eh? But let's revisit the movie poster from the original. Behold!
OK, that seems about right. It's about what I'd expect. Now let's look at the movie poster that will be advertising the sequel. Behold!
Oh, what the hell is that? Is this like some sort of hybrid sequel? Like Sex and the City meets Back to the Future? No, wait! I've got it. She's going to replace that sparkly androgynous figure that walks out at the beginning of every episode of American Idol! Are the SATC gals trying out for American Idol in the flick? That has to be it! And then they go Back to the Future and appear on Soul Train! Whew! Good thing I figured that out. A poster like that could have kept me awake at night for weeks. Then again, at the sight of those glasses, there is the likelihood that when this poster is more widely circulated (and most certainly after the movie comes out) there will be a sudden surge in demand for the reflective sunglasses so that everyone can be going around looking like Ponch from CHiPs. Wow. I may never sleep again as I ponder that nightmare.