Um, yeah. OK, first of all, I'm not a fan of the symbols as part of a name. That dollar sign there in place of the "S"? That just doesn't do it for me? What say you use some of that $ that you've been earning and go out and buy yourself an "S", all right?
This is someone named Sheila Durcal. I have no idea who she is or what she does. Even more perplexing to me is why she is wearing a dress that looks like a walking advertisement for one of the PAAS Easter egg decorating kits. It's very strange.
The chap below is Mike Sorrentino. You might know him as "The Situation", but only if you have a penchant for watching trashy MTV shows like Jersey Shore. Mike is very proud of his stomach and he has absolutely earned that right, it looks swell. I just don't know if he needs to be unbuttoning his shirt at the Grammys. We've seen it. We know. And his sideburns that he shaved into what appears to be a "J"? Well, that's a whole different situation right there.
Speaking of Jersey Shore, here we have a one Nicole Polizzi, aka Snooki. Now Snooki is famous for, among other things, her "bump" on her hair. She has the whole Bumpit thing going on only without the Bumpit. But here she is at the Grammys and she is sans bump. What's up with that? We only keep reality show participants like her around for a reason and her reason is the bump. Without the bump, she more useless than she is with the bump. (Granted, with a dress that freaking short, most people aren't even going to notice that she has hair, but I'm just sayin'.) Bring your bump next time, Snooki. Bring it.
This is a woman named Niecy Nash. I'm not real sure who she is either. But I'm also not real sure about her dress. Did part of it fall down? It's like the world's biggest dust ruffle or something down there. It looks lost.
Here we have one Rihanna with a very large shoulder accessory. After the debacle that preluded last year's Grammys, perhaps she was just looking for a little added protection for herself. You know, in case some little jackass thought about pulling a stunt like he did last year. (How happy was I to not see that jackass Chris Brown anywhere in that place? Very. That is correct.)