No one wants to place blame when your team has just lost a Super Bowl that they were favored to win. Well, maybe people want to place blame, but it's usually the people who have nothing to do with the team who are the ones who are most willing to be the most vocal about the aforementioned championship shortcomings. But leave it to the supermodel wife of the losing Super Bowl quarterback to be the one to come out and say that her husband's team really sucked it up on Sunday and that he can't do everything on the team. Someone else has to catch the balls that he throws.
Apparently, on her way to meet her loser metrosexual husband, Gisele Bundchen had to endure taunts from Giants fans such as "Eli owns your husband!" She didn't seem to care for that very much and did the inadvisable. That's right. She shot back at the sports taunters. Now, responding to people who have just won a Super Bowl against your team for the second time in a row is probably about the most futile exercise that one could ever engage in. While I really enjoy sports, I find that sports talk is about the lowest form of communication in humans. It's just barely above grunting. But according to something called The Insider , Gisele exasperatingly explained to her detractors: "You (have) to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball,My husband cannot [expletive] throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times." Yeah, she's not going to win any friends with that attitude.
And according to the players who heard about her little hissy fit after her Tommy lost, they felt that "It's like knocking someone when they are down." Yes, it's "like" that in the sense that that is exactly what happened. I'm kind of surprised that she let all of the taunting talk get to her to the point where she said something that she had to have known was going to come back and haunt her in the weird way that things haunt super hot people who are famous for...something. Don't get me wrong. It's one thing to support your husband. It's a totally different thing to support him by throwing all of his teammates under the bus at the same time. The video is below. It's hard to hear (which is why I included the dialogue), but trust me. It's her acting just like I would expect a spoiled supermodel to act when she doesn't get her way.
In one of the more ridiculous rules that I've heard implemented in a school, the NY Daily News tells us about a rule that was implemented in order to curb the usage of cell phones during class. Apparently, the administration was completed stumped as to what to do with kids when they are on their cell phones in class. So they did the only thing that they could think of. That's right. They banned Uggs. Wait.
That's right. The fuzzy footwear worn by famous metrosexuals such as Tom Brady has been banned at Pottstown Middle School in Pottstown, PA after more than one student was caught hiding a cell phone in this particular sort of footwear. According to a letter that was sent home with the students, something called The Mercurytells us that the principal, a one Gail Cooper, wrote that “...we have been experiencing problems with some students wearing open top boots and carrying items in their boots that are prohibited in school.” And she also wrote that "...following several problems with these items, I have banned the outdoor, open top boots from our classrooms". Good Lord.
What I can't figure out here is how Ms. Cooper was able to work her way up to the position of middle school principal without knowing about pockets! Granted, I'm totally assuming that she doesn't know about pockets (and that most pants are bepocketed), but I can't think of any other explanation for what seems like an idiotic ban on something that won't even address the problem. Not to mention that there are plenty of other places on a person's person where one could conceal a cell phone if they wanted to. But Ms. Cooper doesn't seem to know about those either, hence her attacking the Uggs.
What is this woman going to ban next when she realizes that there are other ways to sneak one's cell phone into class? Clearly, bras will be out. As will socks and, really, any kind of footwear. As far as their pants go, I guess the kids will all have to wear Speedos or mankinis. Boys won't be allowed to wear shirts and the girls will just have to have on some sort of leotard like gymasts wear. Look forward to a school full of pre-pubescent boys clad in Speedos wearing flip-flops! That'll do it! Sure, they'll get chilly during the winter months, but it's clearly the ONLY way to stop kids from bringing their cell phones into class. Right?
Wrong. I'm still confused as to why this has come down to this. It seems very simple. If the rule is that you don't use a cell phone in class, then you just take the cell phones of those who break the rule. The first time, they can have the phone back at the end of class. The second time, they can have the phone back at the end of the day. And the third time, they can have the phone back at the end of the school year. Problem solved. And you can do all of that AND wear Uggs at the same time! It's like a footwear miracle!
No one wants to place blame when your team has just lost a Super Bowl that they were favored to win. Well, maybe people want to place blame, but it's usually the people who have nothing to do with the team who are the ones who are most willing to be the most vocal about the aforementioned championship shortcomings. But leave it to the supermodel wife of the losing Super Bowl quarterback to be the one to come out and say that her husband's team really sucked it up on Sunday and that he can't do everything on the team. Someone else has to catch the balls that he throws.
taunts from Giants fans such as "Eli owns your husband!" She didn't seem to care for that very much and did the inadvisable. That's right. She shot back at the sports taunters. Now, responding to people who have just won a Super Bowl against your team for the second time in a row is probably about the most futile exercise that one could ever engage in. While I really enjoy sports, I find that sports talk is about the lowest form of communication in humans. It's just barely above grunting. But according to something called The Insider , Gisele exasperatingly explained to her detractors: "You (have) to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball,My husband cannot [expletive] throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times." Yeah, she's not going to win any friends with that attitude. 
And according to the players who heard about her little hissy fit after her Tommy lost, they felt that "It's like knocking someone when they are down." Yes, it's "like" that in the sense that that is exactly what happened. I'm kind of surprised that she let all of the taunting talk get to her to the point where she said something that she had to have known was going to come back and haunt her in the weird way that things haunt super hot people who are famous for...something. Don't get me wrong. It's one thing to support your husband. It's a totally different thing to support him by throwing all of his teammates under the bus at the same time. The video is below. It's hard to hear (which is why I included the dialogue), but trust me. It's her acting just like I would expect a spoiled supermodel to act when she doesn't get her way. 
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