Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Duck Foo, Judge

This is a fantastic example of my favorite saying "Stupid should hurt".  What we have here is a chick who has been arrested for the possession of Xanax and is now appearing before a judge.  I can't tell if she's super high or super stupid.  It's definitely at least one of those, but I'm not ruling out the possibility of a little bit of both.  The bottom line is that she has no clue as to how life works.  She's before a judge and the judge is trying to ascertain whether or not she qualifies for free legal counsel (as implied by the whole "If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you" part of that Miranda rights dealio) and she thinks that's a good time to brag about how much expensive jewelry she owns.  Brilliant!  But it gets better!  The judge finishes off with her and tells her "Bye bye" and she feels the need to respond with "Adios!"  That's when the judge had her return (as she was adios-ing herself out of there before that) and ups her bail from $5,000 to $10,000.  She didn't like that very much and as an expression of her dislike, she flipped off the judge and blurted out a phrase that rhymes with "Duck foo".  THAT act of brilliance earned her thirty days in jail.  It's awesome.  Simply awesome.  Naturally, this took place in Florida.  Who does that?!  Penelope Soto does that, that's who.  I can't wait to see the video of her after she gets done with her thirty days and has to appear before the same judge again.  That's because a normal and intelligently functioning human being would have learned something from this whole ordeal.  But that's not going to be the case with this chick.  After thirty days, I'll bet she'll have a lot more to say than "Duck foo". 


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