I didn't have any Internet last night (it was like living in Darfur), so my apologies for today's lateness. Now, in case you've been living under a rock somewhere (and really, I would have rather been under that rock with you), you know that Kim Kardashian got married over the weekend to some basketball guy who spells his name like a girl (Kris). Behold!
Yeah, that's not a wedding picture because they sold the "exclusive" rights to their wedding photos to People magazine. So, there's that to look forward to. Or not. But here's where you, the reader, come in. I have a question for you: Which will last longer? Kris and Kim's wedded, blissful union....or this bag of spinach salad that I have in my refrigerator. Behold!
I haven't decided what the winners will get. Maybe the salad. It should still be good then, right?