Tuesday, January 25, 2011

State of the Union Bingo is HERE!

Today is the State of the Union address by President Barry. Can you believe that the last State of the Union address, the one where Joe Wilson shouted out, "You lie!", was a year ago? Holy cats, it seems like ten years ago when that happened. Actually, it seems like more like a hundred. Wow. Just thinking of that whole ordeal makes my ass tired. Thus, in order to avoid an overly exhausted anterior region, let's not think about last year. Instead, let's think about this year's State of the Union. And what better way to think of it and to get geared up for it than with a little State of the Union bingo?! Here's your card. Mark off a space every time President Barry utters one of the following words or phrases. Regular Bingo rules apply. If you get a bingo, pat yourself on the back or do a shot or whatever it is that you would do in that sort of celebratory situation. Playing this is probably the only way that I'm going to be able to stay awake through the whole thing.

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5 comments:

Scott Jacobs said...

I'm in class until the thing starts, I suspect, so I'm gonna miss all the live-blogging and such.

But it is for the best... The drinking game would likely kill me.

Ima Wurdibitsch said...

I will need to get liquored up before the show. I think gin may be required this evening.

I have danced for you... (disclaimer: I am, occasionally, a stark, raving moron)

Juliana said...

You really nailed the key words and phrases! I might add 'Invest' or 'Investment in our future', instead of 'spending'.

Sean Elkins said...

Mare:

I just recently discovered your blog...love it! Your humor and command of the language are first-rate!

Mare said...

Scott, if you start off already plastered, it's a little bit easier to make it to the end of the speech.

Ima, bring on the gin! And I LOVE dancing! I will check it out!

Good call, Julie!

And thank you, Sean! I totally appreciate your kind words! Please tell a friend or two! You're awesome!

~ Mare